he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
