I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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