ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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