After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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