a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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