you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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