i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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40s are totally the cure
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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