She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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