i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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