So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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