her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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