if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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