Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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