he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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