doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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