I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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