dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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