Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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