at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So. Much. Porn.
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