so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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