im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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