they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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