we're blogging at a bar
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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