man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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