He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she smelled like a LAN party
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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