My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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