Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
