I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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