he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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