THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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