Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
