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Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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