Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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