Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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