i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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