Walk of Shame. In a state park.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
True strength comes from lack of pants
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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