I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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