Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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