if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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