Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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