You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
