Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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