just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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