Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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