i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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