so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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