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the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong

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(248): the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong http://tfl.nu/52o9

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(914): View more from New York

how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes

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(914): how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes http://tfl.nu/ebav

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell

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That's the classiest thing you've ever said.

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(303): i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell (720): That's the classiest thing you've ever said. http://tfl.nu/sstw

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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.

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(860): There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now. http://tfl.nu/p8mk

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(571): I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet. http://tfl.nu/230n

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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.

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(404): I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE. http://tfl.nu/pyvt

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(313): View more from Michigan

I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING

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(313): I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING http://tfl.nu/0fad

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(678): View more from Georgia

Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?

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(678): Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting? http://tfl.nu/j29m

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

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(201): I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel http://tfl.nu/tjoe

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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.

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(928): I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now. http://tfl.nu/gaaz

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(214): View more from Texas

you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.

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(214): you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night. http://tfl.nu/mxyx

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(706): View more from Georgia

You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.

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(706): You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT. http://tfl.nu/osv9

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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.

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(337): Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm. http://tfl.nu/b44z

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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.

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No shame December is a go.

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(952): Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina. (1-952): No shame December is a go. http://tfl.nu/ilc6

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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.

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(919): We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad. http://tfl.nu/qk8s

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