Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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