Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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