Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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