What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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