I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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