I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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