hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My life is pants optional.
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