If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
bring money and cleavage
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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