if i can run in heels then i can drive
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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