remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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