What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So many bounce houses so little time
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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